"Miss twiddle thumbs"

Unfortunate Lives
Troubled Times,
Perils at neck
Oh! What the heck..

Sleepless nights
Petty fights,
A decision day
Look the other way!

Rainy mornings
Guests without warning,
An empty fridge
I shall still not snitch..

Fake friends
Distasteful trends,
A super-low-fat-soy-sugarfree-all-natural shake
Give me a break!

Sophisicated talk
A moonlit walk,
Talks so boring
I could be snoring..

Smiles and winks
Gifts that stink
A wait so long
Ok, this is where I move on..

Illogical books
Deceptive looks,
I'm not all spice and mint
C'mon, take a hint!

Forgetful minds
Meaningless finds
A personality so dry
It could make me cry!

Expressions rare
Explanations bare,
Think you've won?
Ah! I haven't even begun..